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| 37156
| Skeeve
| Moes is buying me a burrito today.
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| 28778
| Wildfire
| I like his previous article on smoking your own bacon.
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| 3
| 24023
| Wildfire_Work
| We're officially looking for Registrars.
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| 4
| 16165
| blaarg
| (cause all your alteregos are super, ne? ;))
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| 5
| 14521
| Evelynne_Darkstar
| The divorce made things difficult.
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| 6
| 12659
| Eyeball
| Hmmm. miniblaarg seems to think that Bliss is some kind of a brood or something.
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| 7
| 11158
| seuratt
| i always ditch the top bar
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| 8
| 11056
| unl33t_work
| should NOT have gone for that walk during lunch :(
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| 9
| 6663
| VanGoghsEar
| hiiiiiii beloved people of #tkop
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| 10
| 4826
| thecatt
| Ours has a window, but no light inside... so the window doesn't do much.
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| 11
| 4383
| Bliss
| As opposed to your wife? *headscratch*
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| 12
| 3778
| veryne
| You should drive out to Albany on friday!
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| 13
| 3392
| unl33t
| sounds like you've got a full house, as it were
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| 14
| 3207
| Vlorlich
| Think I am gonna watch Click
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| 15
| 2287
| Evil_KATil
| now i need to get the shoes and the jewelry
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| 16
| 2153
| Vapour
| Then I install the four 500GB drives in an array.
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| 17
| 1523
| Cold
| that's why there aren't any axels on the diner when i got it... they were probable reused or trashed
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| 18
| 1499
| Shan
| He just gave you superman underroo's
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| 19
| 1237
| Zung
| frozen pepto sticks are not dessert
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| 20
| 1044
| Darkstar
| he just told me, wow, you've really lost weight
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| 21
| 901
| skexy
| something exciting happen?
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| 22
| 755
| ZombiEyeball
| If you're a certain age range, yes.
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| 23
| 535
| SkeeveGONE
| "Fox cancels Sarah Connor Chronicles." Not a shock.
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| 24
| 529
| SkeeveMAC
| Leisure suit larry looked great.
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| 25
| 442
| SkeeveMacBed
| Looks like the work compy rejoined and nicked it'sself to Skeeve.
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| 26
| 365
| Wildfire_Sick
| Naproxen is supposed to last longer.
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| 27
| 310
| Shanwolf
| We need to have a Yokai party
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| 28
| 305
| Noonshadow
| can I use ... sno bowl.... and wash it off with ammonia?
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| 29
| 297
| Mick
| do you empty the change out of you pockets before throwing them on the floor?
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| 30
| 295
| IFlyGTi
| THey hand out fucking licenses in the USA like they're CrackerJacks prizes.
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| 31
| 256
| SkeeveLunch
| They're giving him $15k for a truck he paid $13k for two years ago.
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| 32
| 249
| vangoghsear`
| but thats www.prism.net/ear/xstitch
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| 33
| 194
| Zero
| Maybe for Chrismahannakwanzika
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| 34
| 193
| TheShadow
| and Seamus is a moderator.
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| 35
| 183
| Evil_CaTT
| grr... stupid unrecoverable hdd...
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| 172
| Wildfire_STR
| Then a couple of other scripters took it over.
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| 37
| 153
| malinourn
| yes but those are well trained phones
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| 38
| 136
| Wormhorn
| no free jitters in oklahoma?
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| 39
| 131
| Evil_Cat
| what mb did you go with? I don't see one on that list
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| 40
| 124
| Eyeball_
| I crash for the afternoon, and come back to find out that Eve implied I was a necrophiliac?
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| 41
| 119
| Rowan
| watching last 2 episdoes of DEXTER
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| 42
| 113
| Anonymous
| any who Ill keep this page up incase you respond
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| 43
| 107
| Bliss|Home
| The robot from Short Circut.
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| 44
| 107
| Eve
| and I too much....I need a nap now.
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| 45
| 102
| ratt_elsewhere
| like something stuck up theirs
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| 46
| 94
| Wildfire_Migraine
| It must be the stress of anticipating going back to work.
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| 47
| 94
| veryne_work
| I need to find an apartment for October...
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| 48
| 81
| unl33t_portable
| "shoulda seen the other guy... lost his wings" ;)
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| 49
| 75
| SkeeveMeeting
| miniblaarg: tps is <reply>You know we're putting cover sheets on our tps reports now, right?
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| 50
| 74
| Ace_Work
| how often do you do vulnerability scans?
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| 51
| 74
| Ckain
| I think everyone was thinking about when we all became deviants
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| 72
| RoxanneM
| moms a bit disturbed about it i think but i think its cute
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| 53
| 72
| LippyChick
| heh, apparently no one else has insomnia tonight but moi :-p
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| 54
| 72
| Skeeve_zzz
| But upstairs the AC is pretty much useless anyway
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| 55
| 70
| STRDJBot
| bitrate switched to 128kbps
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| 70
| Skeeve_
| hansolo??
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| 57
| 68
| ShanRAGE
| they'd make me moist..LOL
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| 58
| 67
| Evil_wOrKies
| welll.... my old boss got fired from CFG
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| 59
| 66
| Evil_VaCaTi0n
| and the other closures...
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| 63
| Evil_wOrKi
| gods i fucking hate putnam
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| 61
| 60
| Skeeve_around
| 4 houses in an hour this morning has left us a bit frazzled
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| 62
| 59
| SkeeveHere
| nagios seems to like the redhat types better.
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| 63
| 58
| unl33t_sick
| though, even sick, that hardly changes
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| 64
| 57
| unl33t_server
| iCantstayinthechannel.com
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| 65
| 54
| Evil_SicKi
| congested feverish and ever presnt pain...
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| 66
| 54
| MisterK
| I had so many extra parts......
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| 67
| 53
| blaarg_
| the userspace, not so much
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| 51
| Zaphod
| 'mornin Skeeve, blaarg, unl33t
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| 69
| 50
| SkeeveHome
| I'm documenting wiki installs and working on one of our VM servers...
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| 70
| 50
| ZaphodBeeblebrox
| Hey there little red riding hood.
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| 71
| 47
| Skeeve_Gone
| I wonder if we can talk our CIO to stand behind us...
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| 72
| 45
| SkeeveMacBook
| Skexy, are you going to the party on Sun?
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| 73
| 45
| SkeeveMacWoW
| Right price, good location...
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| 41
| SkeeveTaxi
| Mmmm, hawt Bliss on eve action.
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| 41
| SkeevePacks
| And drop these (now 3 bags) clothes off at a center.
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| 40
| Bliss_
| Doing absolutely nothing of redeeming social value.
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| 77
| 38
| Darkbettie
| well Dee is prettier than my mage anyways :D lol
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| 78
| 38
| Wildfire_Buffalo
| Much like I did at the health center I work fo r now.
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| 37
| seuratt_korea
| i don't know.. amanda's skype came that way
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| 37
| Wildfire_XO
| Not sure how to switch windows while in full screen RDP.
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| 81
| 37
| SkeeveCleaning
| And I'm going to have a geek party soon.
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| 82
| 34
| seuratt_voted
| or better yet, pack and md5 the query
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| 83
| 34
| SkeeveSick
| But I have 200mg of benzonatate
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| 84
| 33
| unl33t_wor1
| "please provide the unix path to the files you need access to"
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| 85
| 32
| veryne_Smee
| But we should make plans that involve me getting there while the wee bairns are awake
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| 32
| SkeeveBlissShovelling
| Looks like it's on the server
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| 87
| 32
| Evelynne
| and the fact that it was empty inside
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| 32
| ratt_slumber
| like i can sleep in this heat
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| 89
| 31
| unl33t_worksleep
| i've got drill this weekend :(
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| 31
| SkeeveMacRound
| A good chunk of us use it at work.
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| 30
| SkeeveWoW
| MAC filter. Tell your wireless the physical address of your laptops wirelesss.
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| 92
| 30
| Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region
| I love seeing the costume trends each year
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| 93
| 30
| seuratt_MacFrustrated
| that particular switch causes much anger
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| 29
| Wildfire_Bedroom
| Just finished the vacuuming.
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| 29
| Wildfire_DayOff
| Leaving the morons who bought any of it with junk.
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| 29
| unl33t_class
| produce a good picture, do they?
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| 28
| catt_thingy
| I really hate Massachusetts
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| 28
| ReverendWildfire
| 200 VAC is easier to find though.
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| 28
| SkeeveMacSicky
| Sorry, not feeling up to it.
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| SkeeveTapeMonkey
| Now I drive like the wind!
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| 286
| Wildfire
| Not making me pay to allow others to use the shit for free.
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| 2
| 218
| Skeeve
| if they fuck this up by being too greedy..
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| 3
| 200
| Wildfire_Work
| When you're off duty, fuck it, let them die.
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| 4
| 140
| Evelynne_Darkstar
| I'm just fucking tired of not being able to do my motherfucking job.
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| 5
| 118
| blaarg
| i was going to use "eye fucking" but i wanted to be less coarse :)
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| 115
| unl33t_work
| mornin WF ZunHOLYSHITITSZUNG! AGAIN!!!
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| 88
| Evil_KATil
| i could barely see the highlights as well... i felt like i was fucked over after she was done
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| 49
| seuratt
| dates are really fucking screwed up
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| 46
| Eyeball
| GAHH!! Kill it! http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/120/mindfuck.jpg
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| 30
| VanGoghsEar
| but no one will give me a freaking heads up as to what time to make this shit for
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| 24
| unl33t
| fuck, double fuck... can anyone connect to wtfwasithinking.org
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| 17
| Vlorlich
| Course... when he starts saying shit head I have to stop
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| 14
| Bliss
| Now it's the shoddy flea market where you find shitty shit for ten percent over retail. :p
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| 13
| Vapour
| You want to know what's fucked up?
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| 9
| Shan
| no shooting guardsmen, shite like that.
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| 8
| thecatt
| If the shit hits the fan, then it's time to stop throwing shit.
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| 7
| ZombiEyeball
| Or teach the shit some goddamn manners.
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| 7
| Evil_CaTT
| yeah... i really fucking wish he had done that
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| 6
| Evil_wOrKi
| gods i fucking hate putnam
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| 5
| Zung
| suffice to say, I scared the shit out of the cat
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| 5
| CrankyPants
| the little fuck stick cussed me
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| 5
| skexy
| you mean he was full of shit?
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| 5
| IFlyGTi
| People that do stupid shit like that will simply be run over.
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| 5
| Darkstar
| This guy is an eye-fucker though. He strikes me as a pedophile or serial rapist/killer in training.
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| 4
| SkeeveGONE
| This is going to be a fucking nightmare.
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| 4
| veryne
| I am kind of scared shitless of this weekend
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| 4
| Evil_wOrKies
| and now that i have my car back its fucking missing a hubcap
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| 3
| ShanRAGE
| If someone said to me "Shan, you're fucking nuts, and I don't want to be your friend anymore, cause of X, Y, o...
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| 3
| Wildfire_Sick
| Most of the temp workers I've worked with aren't paid enough to give a shit about work ethic.
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| 3
| Evil_MaD_As_HeLL
| fucking cat woke me up at 5:30am vomiting/crying at the same time in the bathroom
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| 2
| SkeeveLunch
| "I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"
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| 2
| Rowan
| I was in hellfire yesterday with a friend just killing shit.. Id aggro stuff from a mile away
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| 2
| Noonshadow
| Yeah, that is ok, it is the I love you, I hate you fucking me up.
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| 2
| Eyeball_away
| mother...fucker...
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| 2
| ReverendWildfire
| Don't they have something better to do other than change the names of shit?
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| 2
| Anonymous
| I'm having a fuckall bad day
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| 2
| Zero
| I can't believe you're so fucking proud of being so fucking rude :)
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| 38
| 2
| unl33t_hpc_monkey
| and no second fucking e-mail telling me that i was gonig to be cut the fuck off
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| 2
| Eve
| If I was that kids momma, I would be so fucking mad
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| 2
| Wildfire_Buffalo
| All sorts of stupid shit wrong.
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| 2
| ZaphodBeeblebrox
| It's called a cluster you fucktards.
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| 1
| Mick
| lol, that would have rocked...should have done it for shits and giggles
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| 1
| 0
| miniblaarg
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| 1
| SkeeveMacBook
| You know what? I don't have to take this shit.
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| 1
| catt_damp
| Hmm... I rarely try to copy shit. Usually the original is plenty enough for me.
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| 46
| 1
| SkeeveMacBed
| *grumble* fucking blogger.
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| 47
| 1
| Eyeball_
| Holy shit.
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| 48
| 1
| Cold
| There are only two things to look forward to during the work day: lunch, and it not being the work day. So whe...
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| 49
| 1
| SkeeveMeeting
| Like they should have been in the first fucking place.
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| 50
| 1
| unl33t_work1
| someone fucked up hardcore and it's poisoned the dns in gvl and sch
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| 51
| 1
| Darkstar_Asleep
| that was a bad fucking dream
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| 52
| 1
| Ace_Work
| *Unofficially* we've been seeing a shitload of activity, mainly from Rinbot
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| 53
| 1
| unl33t_dripping
| unholy fuck its pouring out!
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| 54
| 1
| seuratt_mac
| that's shitty
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| 55
| 1
| Darkstar_Lunch
| I was the wedding coordinator at the museum where I used to work (we rented the facility for weddings & such)....
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| 56
| 1
| unl33t_6-71b
| oh fuck?
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| 57
| 1
| SkeeveSickofit
| Well, fucking brilliant.
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| 58
| 1
| SkeeveMacSicky
| Fuck you?
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| 59
| 1
| SkeeveMAC
| well fuck.
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| 60
| 1
| ratt_done
| i have way too much shit
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| 61
| 1
| SkeeveFT
| Did everyone have a shitty afternoon, or is it just me?
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| 62
| 1
| Evil_SicKdaY
| everytime i move my left arm i'm in agony... no fucking way am i going in to work today... yesterday sucked ...
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| 63
| 1
| SkeevePacks
| Gods. It's too hot for this packing shit.
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| 64
| 1
| unl33t_donkey
| fuck
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| 65
| 1
| unl33t_ranty
| STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!
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| 66
| 1
| Shanwolf
| and jam the fuck out
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| 67
| 1
| unl33t_class
| fuck it
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| 68
| 1
| Zaphod
| On a shitty modem bank.
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| 69
| 1
| Evil_Cat
| dear gods i can't fucking wait
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| 70
| 1
| Skeeve_Gone
| If by work you mean "packing all out shit into little boxes" then, yes. Yes things are going "well"
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Nickname
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Random action
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| 3872
| Wildfire
| * Wildfire is away -( Lunchtime. )- at 12:02p -( P:Off / L:Off )-
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| 2
| 1346
| Wildfire_Work
| * Wildfire_Work sits for a minute before making phone calls.
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| 3
| 1189
| Skeeve
| * Skeeve holds Eve by her leash.
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| 4
| 1062
| Bliss
| * Bliss flops on SkeeveMeeting with a sigh.
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| 5
| 782
| Eyeball
| * Eyeball goes back to scribbling down notes.
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| 6
| 663
| Evelynne_Darkstar
| * Evelynne_Darkstar looks over the stats.
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| 7
| 489
| unl33t_work
| * unl33t_work hands Skeeve a tab key
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| 8
| 452
| unl33t
| * unl33t sits down before he falls off the channel
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| 9
| 298
| VanGoghsEar
| * VanGoghsEar searches out unl33ts pocket
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| 10
| 253
| seuratt
| * seuratt listens to an album called "Dongs of Sevotion"
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| 11
| 200
| Vapour
| * Vapour looks at the time.
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| 12
| 171
| blaarg
| * blaarg crumbles under the weight of the bad puns
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| 13
| 163
| veryne
| * veryne can't open the pickle relish
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| 14
| 131
| Vlorlich
| * Vlorlich sees all the peoples!
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| 15
| 95
| thecatt
| * thecatt whaps ZombiEyeball harder.
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| 16
| 66
| Evil_KATil
| * Evil_KATil smacks the eyeball around a bit with a wet sock
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| 17
| 63
| Darkstar
| * Darkstar pokes Vlorlich's tongue with her finger.
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| 18
| 55
| Cold
| * Cold throws hockey pucks into the crowd
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| 19
| 50
| Zung
| * Zung waits for the next unhappy customer to call
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| 20
| 49
| Wildfire_Sick
| * Wildfire_Sick turns the ID broadcast back off.
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| 21
| 46
| ZombiEyeball
| * ZombiEyeball kicks his innertubes connection.
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| 22
| 38
| Wildfire_STR
| * Wildfire_STR is away -( Time to get my lazy ass moving for work. )- at 07:29a -( P:Off / L:Off )-
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| 34
| SkeeveGONE
| * SkeeveGone glares at Eyeball.
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| 24
| 32
| Shan
| * Shan changes clouds back to a respectable gray with lightning
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| 26
| IFlyGTi
| * IFlyGTi is back -( Do not confuse who I seem to be with who I really am. )- gone 1 hr 1 min 22 s
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| 26
| 23
| Bliss|Home
| * BlissHome disassembles Johny 5. Muahaha.
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| 27
| 20
| SkeeveMacBed
| * SkeeveMacBed heads to work.
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| 28
| 17
| Mick
| * Mick goes romping through the flower beds
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| 29
| 16
| SkeeveMAC
| * SkeeveMac boots Skeeve in the jimmies.
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| 15
| vangoghsear`
| * vangoghsear` hugs Wildfire
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| 31
| 14
| Bliss|headesplodey
| * Blissheadesplodey tackleglomps the sarcastic!Eve and gnaws on her shoulder.
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| 32
| 11
| Noonshadow
| * NoonShadow shudders violently
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| 33
| 11
| Eve
| * Eve stilllllllllll needs to know how to work chatzilla!
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| 34
| 10
| SkeeveLunch
| * SkeeveLunch wanders back in.
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| 35
| 10
| Eyeball_
| * Eyeball_ strangles people for fun all the time.
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| 36
| 10
| Bliss_
| * bliss_ crosses fingers and hopes!
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| 37
| 10
| Evil_wOrKies
| * Evil_wOrKies drags heself kicking, screaming and biting to work
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| 38
| 8
| ReverendWildfire
| * ReverendWildfire is back -( Lunchtime. )- gone 1 hr 2 min 58 s
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| 39
| 8
| ZaphodBeeblebrox
| * ZaphodBeeblebrox is away -( Lunchtime. )- at 10:50a -( P:Off / L:Off )-
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| 40
| 7
| Wildfire_Migraine
| * Wildfire_Migraine is back -( Migraines suck. )- gone 1 hr 53 min 1 s
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| 41
| 7
| ratt_elsewhere
| * ratt_elsewhere remembers why one should always put an auto-incrementing id field on a table
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| 42
| 7
| Blisszzz
| * Blisszzz shines up ZombiEyeball's boots.
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| 43
| 6
| veryne_Smee
| * veryne_Smee stealthily duplicates Skeeve's pavement collection for personal use
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| 44
| 6
| TheShadow
| * TheShadow uses telekinesis to make soup
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| 45
| 6
| Zaphod
| * Zaphod logs into the computer he just tested to see if the context menus went away.
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| 46
| 4
| Bliss_work
| * Bliss_work glances at Eve.
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| 47
| 4
| veryne_work
| * veryne_work glomps Bliss
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| 48
| 4
| Ace_Work
| * Ace_Work slaps Eyeball around a bit with a large trout
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| 49
| 4
| unl33tCanHasCakePlz
| * unl33tCanHasCakePlz headdesks
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| 50
| 4
| Evil_sLeePi
| * Evil_sLeePi falls asleep
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| 51
| 4
| unl33t_worksleep
| * unl33t_worksleep gets coffee
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| 52
| 4
| Skeeve_zzz
| * Skeeve_zzz glares at where the hankie is now lying on the floor.
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| 53
| 4
| unl33t_server
| * unl33t_server updates portable firefox
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| 54
| 4
| unl33t_portable
| * unl33t_portable walks over and gently pushes Wildfire's shoulder with a finger
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| 55
| 4
| Evil_CaTT
| * evil_catt is waiting for thecatt to rip her some sweet tunes for her car with the fresh dvrs that we picked ...
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| 56
| 4
| Evil_WoW-Withdrawal
| * Evil_WoW-Withdrawal starts to shake from withdrawal pains
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| 57
| 4
| Evil_Cat
| * Evil_Cat skips off to work
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| 58
| 3
| KillerGeek
| * KillerGeek is away -( Do not confuse who I seem to be with who I really am. )- at 08:39p -( P:Off / L:Off )-
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| 59
| 3
| SkeeveMacBook
| * SkeeveMacBook pokes Skeeve
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| 60
| 3
| unl33t_home
| * unl33t_home puts on HBO kids
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| 61
| 3
| SkeeveMeeting
| * SkeeveMeeting grumbles that his boss isn't here yet.
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| 62
| 3
| Bliss|BACON
| * BlissBACON gives unl33t some lip gloss.
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| 63
| 3
| Evil_SicKi
| * Evil_SicKi calls in to work again..
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| 64
| 3
| SkeeveWorks
| * SkeeveWorks forgot his MacBookPro at home.
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| 65
| 3
| invisibleveryne
| * invisibleveryne wish she thought of that on her mod day
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| 66
| 3
| BlissStillAlive
| * BlissStillAlive posts to livejournal a pic of TLA noshing on birthday cake
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| 67
| 3
| Bliss_NaNo
| * Bliss_NaNo sticks a jellybean in Darkstar's open mouth.
|
| 68
| 3
| SkeevePissed
| * SkeevePissed pokes Skeeve
|
| 69
| 3
| veryne_abuser
| * veryne_abuser kicks herself in the head
|
| 70
| 3
| unl33t_class
| * unl33t_class takes off the frog suit
|
| 71
| 2
| Bliss_WoW
| * Bliss_WoW is suffering from the Infant Mindsuck Ray.
|
| 72
| 2
| seuratt_korea
| * seuratt_korea yawns
|
| 73
| 2
| Rowan
| * Rowan thinks he should come to my house with some lunch
|
| 74
| 2
| Mick_n_Ear
| * Mick_n_Ear slurpages l33333t & snuggles for warmies
|
| 75
| 2
| SkeeveMacTheRipper
| * SkeeveMacTheRipper warns the boychild that the little people ship is *NOT* for standing on.
|
| 76
| 2
| DJ_Platypus
| * DJ_Platypus pulls a zipper down his forhead, across his bill and down his belly
|
| 77
| 2
| Evil_VaCaTi0n
| * Evil_VaCaTi0n pats Wildfire_Work
|
| 78
| 2
| Bliss|Works
| * BlissWorks grats Veryne. :)
|
| 79
| 2
| ShadowCat
| * ShadowCat slinks through TheShadow
|
| 80
| 2
| SkeeveMacWoW
| * SkeeveMacWoW shakes his head at the learning curve.
|
| 81
| 2
| Bliss|Broom
| * BlissBroom IS the silly!
|
| 82
| 2
| skexy
| * skexy is a rogue......
|
| 83
| 2
| Everlynne_Darkstar
| * Everlynne_Darkstar cries
|
| 84
| 2
| Wildfire_Bedroom
| * Wildfire_bedroom sits for a few minutes in the AC.
|
| 85
| 2
| Bliss|Meeting
| * BlissMeeting cannot even begin to imagine what eyeball-vomit would look like.
|
| 86
| 2
| Bliss|Showers
| * BlissShowers peers into Eyeball's pupil - HE'S FULL OF STARS!
|
| 87
| 2
| Skeeve_Home
| * Skeeve_Home ponces his bliss
|
| 88
| 2
| ratt_newyear
| * ratt_newyear yawns
|
| 89
| 2
| Blis_NaNo
| * Blis_NaNo peels the IntelInside sticker off her laptop.
|
| 90
| 2
| catt_baker
| * catt_baker runs about screaming.
|
| 91
| 2
| Evil_sLeePiNess
| * Evil_sLeePiNess contemplates weither or not shes well enough to go to work
|
| 92
| 2
| unl33t_bofh
| * unl33t_bofh is full of zza
|
| 93
| 2
| Guest7510
| * Guest7510 is back -( They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve ne...
|
| 94
| 2
| unl33t_cinci
| * unl33t_cinci *pokes* Bliss
|
| 95
| 2
| SkeeveCleaning
| * SkeeveCleaning sings about earthquakes and sharks.
|
| 96
| 2
| veryne_confused
| * veryne_confused wants to play wii with Bliss again soon!
|
| 97
| 2
| BlissWoW
| * BlissWoW curls up on her Skeeve.
|
| 98
| 2
| Bliss|embedded
| * Blissembedded has to go unearth the smaller sprogling from his bed and hit the road.
|
| 99
| 2
| Wormhorn
| * Wormhorn unrolls newspaper and reads the funnies
|
| 100
| 2
| BlissStrep
| * BlissStrep was WoWing. WoW and chatzilla don't play nice.
|
|
#
|
Qs
|
Nickname
|
Random question
|
| 1
| 3435
| Skeeve
| So, that name won't draw fire from the bossman?
|
| 2
| 1513
| Eyeball
| I dunno. Go to fark.com, read the comment threads..?
|
| 3
| 1124
| Wildfire
| The "keep your fingers out of the moving parts" talk, eh?
|
| 4
| 1113
| Evelynne_Darkstar
| I take it you guys are familiar with Jub then, and understand my reasons for not wanting to be around her?
|
| 5
| 1073
| Wildfire_Work
| I'd wager it's one of the patches installed since then...but that's how many months worth?
|
| 6
| 1011
| unl33t_work
| hrm... anyone have an beos iso around? from before its 'acquisition' by palm?
|
| 7
| 885
| blaarg
| the bathwhat? the whatroom? the whatwhat?
|
| 8
| 647
| seuratt
| synthesize how? a little lab, bunson burner, oven, genetic farm?
|
| 9
| 646
| VanGoghsEar
| how are all you guys today?
|
| 10
| 567
| thecatt
| Did you ever find out the origin of the phrase?
|
| 11
| 542
| veryne
| Do we need a value of x to find the value of wtf?
|
| 12
| 343
| Bliss
| Why rent a Bliss when you have a Skeeve taking you out on a date?
|
| 13
| 337
| unl33t
| http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d= a coin toss?!?
|
| 14
| 252
| Vlorlich
| What did you do to your eyes?
|
| 15
| 193
| Cold
| Skeeve, helping me pick up math chicks eh?
|
| 16
| 138
| Shan
| it got taken off the bil right?
|
| 17
| 122
| Zung
| So is everyone in here registered to vote?
|
| 18
| 120
| Evil_KATil
| how big is the ittybitty now?
|
| 19
| 107
| skexy
| do you think happy noodle boy is a prophet of the flying spagheti monster?
|
| 20
| 100
| Vapour
| They figure anything out to help her?
|
| 21
| 79
| ZombiEyeball
| So are you implying that I bug people?
|
| 22
| 69
| Darkstar
| are ya'll horde or alliance there?
|
| 23
| 53
| SkeeveMacBed
| So what did it do, upload again overnight?
|
| 24
| 51
| Mick
| do you empty the change out of you pockets before throwing them on the floor?
|
| 25
| 51
| Noonshadow
| do they turn away short sperm donors?
|
| 26
| 48
| SkeeveMAC
| Got a pic of the plate yet?
|
| 27
| 46
| SkeeveGONE
| So, tell me... Do you like Gladiator movies?
|
| 28
| 24
| vangoghsear`
| why thinkin about settling down?
|
| 29
| 24
| Shanwolf
| Oh, you want to order from Buffalo Wings and Rings?
|
| 30
| 21
| SkeeveLunch
| What's your impression of him so far?
|
| 31
| 21
| Zero
| I thought Zung was yours?
|
| 32
| 19
| TheShadow
| It's far too easy to allow oneself to be caught up in the affairs of liars, why bother?
|
| 33
| 17
| Wormhorn
| WHY IS THERE SNOW IN THE SPRINGTIME?
|
| 34
| 16
| veryne_work
| Bliss: How far have you gotten on that astronaut game?
|
| 35
| 15
| Eyeball_
| eh? Am I showing up as Eyeball_?
|
| 36
| 14
| Ace_Work
| can't you ask your isp to block ip ranges at the routers?
|
| 37
| 13
| unl33t_portable
| amused by the idea eh?
|
| 38
| 13
| Evil_CaTT
| Somebody around here might need a lobotomy... bored much, Skeeve?
|
| 39
| 11
| RoxanneM
| how long you going to be working around me?
|
| 40
| 11
| IFlyGTi
| To pick up his remaining belongings?
|
| 41
| 11
| Wildfire_STR
| Get a new vehicle, Bliss?
|
| 42
| 11
| Evil_Cat
| i think the beep reboot random thing is a bad sign yes?
|
| 43
| 10
| Ckain
| man has the CS community always been so bad?
|
| 44
| 9
| Wildfire_Sick
| You get your tire situation fixed yet, blaarg?
|
| 45
| 9
| MisterK
| Wassup ?
|
| 46
| 8
| SkeeveMacBook
| Skexy, are you going to the party on Sun?
|
| 47
| 8
| catt_thingy
| Is that a good review or a bad one?
|
| 48
| 8
| Bliss|Home
| Did you remember not to let the loogies go when you blew?
|
| 49
| 8
| Anonymous
| hello there how goes the day?
|
| 50
| 8
| Skeeve_zzz
| It's not your fault you threw something lightweight that doesn't fly?
|
| 51
| 8
| SkeeveHere
| Almost like the Trinity cut?
|
| 52
| 7
| Rowan
| Shoot.. me.. hey Seu whats my sisters online name here?
|
| 53
| 7
| ratt_elsewhere
| hmm.. anyone looking for a job in boston?
|
| 54
| 7
| ShanRAGE
| ..did I frighten the skeeve?
|
| 55
| 7
| Skeeve_
| How hangeth the hammer?
|
| 56
| 7
| malinourn
| house all the housy stuff doing?
|
| 57
| 7
| Mick_the_Slick
| wtf? cosby? since when has eddie money ever said cosby?
|
| 58
| 6
| SkeeveMeeting
| What happened to the car!?
|
| 59
| 6
| Eve
| so I'm actually going to type "nickserve identify password" ?
|
| 60
| 5
| Skeeve_around
| Hey, WF, what are you doing tonight?
|
| 61
| 5
| Evil_VaCaTi0n
| ooo! thats pretty sweet... who sent them to you?
|
| 62
| 5
| SkeeveMacWoW
| What if you find "the perfect" house tomorrow?
|
| 63
| 5
| SkeeveMacSicky
| Sex given to skeeve?
|
| 64
| 5
| SkeeveBed
| Wheee?
|
| 65
| 4
| unl33t_sick
| :-\ make my head splode and get it over with?
|
| 66
| 4
| Bliss|WoW
| Singing the Bilbo Baggins song?
|
| 67
| 4
| LippyChick
| is anyone about?
|
| 68
| 4
| Evil_wOrKi
| did you take all of it?
|
| 69
| 4
| unl33t_class
| produce a good picture, do they?
|
| 70
| 4
| Skeeve_Gone
| Do you wanna come over tonight?
|
| 71
| 3
| Skeeve_voted
| veto?
|
| 72
| 3
| Bliss_WoW
| So last night, on Staghelm?
|
| 73
| 3
| veryne_Smee
| Are you familiar with Decemberists?
|
| 74
| 3
| Wildfire_Migraine
| Do they have to break everything?
|
| 75
| 3
| SkeeveMacTheRipper
| What do you want, darling?
|
| 76
| 3
| Eyeball_away
| Where is that kid?
|
| 77
| 3
| catt_slacking
| What was that? The hugging bandit?
|
| 78
| 3
| Bliss_
| Can someone boot the other me?
|
| 79
| 3
| shanlunch
| at the office?
|
| 80
| 3
| unl33t_cinci
| with him, is there any difference?
|
| 81
| 3
| unl33tWhereIsTheCake
| do what, update your nick?
|
| 82
| 3
| SkeeveHome
| Whee?
|
| 83
| 3
| Version2PtO
| *taps* Is this thing on?
|
| 84
| 3
| SkeeveMcBook
| Then buy a new house to fix up and sell?
|
| 85
| 3
| unl33t_server
| test again?
|
| 86
| 3
| unl33t_osi-monkey
| need a gun?
|
| 87
| 3
| Zaphod
| OK, what for lunch today?
|
| 88
| 2
| VanGoghsEarWax
| whats so funny?
|
| 89
| 2
| Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region
| what happened to blaarg?
|
| 90
| 2
| seuratt_work
| you wouldn't be able to, by chance, figure out the ip of 'seuratt', would you?
|
| 91
| 2
| DinerInfinitum
| any sexy needy people here?
|
| 92
| 2
| BlissDrinkies
| blaarg is ramming people?
|
| 93
| 2
| Bliss|Works
| What are you using to connect?
|
| 94
| 2
| seuratt_voted
| a felony, right?
|
| 95
| 2
| SkeeveBiteme
| Is that really really you?
|
| 96
| 2
| Evil_SicKi
| ouchies... aussie guy bitten by shark?
|
| 97
| 2
| ReverendWildfire
| Don't they have something better to do other than change the names of shit?
|
| 98
| 2
| SkeeveWorks
| Blaarg? If you would be so kind?
|
| 99
| 2
| Bliss|headesplodey
| Hm... I could put on the jabba suit, and the slime would help with the chafing?
|
| 100
| 2
| skexy`
| I havn't heard back from him; have you been able to call him?
|
|
#
|
Uses
|
Nickname
|
Random command
|
| 1
| 1623
| Skeeve
| miniblaarg: betteroffdead is <reply>Kick 'is ass.
|
| 2
| 557
| Bliss
| miniblaarg, hobbits is <action> sets a match to his pipeweed.
|
| 3
| 390
| blaarg
| e is <reply>eh? oh, e... 2.71828 18284 59045 23536??
|
| 4
| 191
| Wildfire_Work
| miniblaarg, factoilist wildfire
|
| 5
| 114
| Wildfire
| miniblaarg, factoidlist wildfire
|
| 6
| 114
| Eyeball
| miniblaarg, factoidlist Eyeball[:1]
|
| 7
| 111
| veryne
| miniblaarg: factoidlist dib
|
| 8
| 104
| Evelynne_Darkstar
| bacon??
|
| 9
| 85
| unl33t_work
| miniblaarg, factoidlist codemonkey
|
| 10
| 74
| unl33t
| miniblaarg, restrainingorder say i must stay at least 20 lines of text away from unl33t
|
| 11
| 68
| Cold
| miniblaarg: factoidlist homer
|
| 12
| 48
| seuratt
| miniblaarg, release the Richard Simmons robot.
|
| 13
| 33
| Skeeve_
| hansolo??
|
| 14
| 30
| Vapour
| cake??
|
| 15
| 26
| Evil_KATil
| I can understand like 1 or 2 late trades.... But 50??
|
| 16
| 24
| Mick
| gir??
|
| 17
| 20
| VanGoghsEar
| can i hide out in your cupboards and hand you pots???
|
| 18
| 19
| Zung
| miniblaarg: lolcat is <reply>Is it Caturday yet?
|
| 19
| 15
| ZombiEyeball
| khan??
|
| 20
| 13
| thecatt
| miniblaarg, factoidlist wheee
|
| 21
| 13
| SkeeveMacBed
| restrainingorder??
|
| 22
| 12
| Shan
| hulkbrokeback??
|
| 23
| 11
| IFlyGTi
| miniblaarg, factoidlist cat
|
| 24
| 10
| SkeeveGONE
| updatestats??
|
| 25
| 10
| SkeeveMAC
| miniblaarg: factoidlist carlosmencia
|
| 26
| 8
| malinourn
| ok were did everyone go????
|
| 27
| 7
| LippyChick
| Skeeve???
|
| 28
| 4
| Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region
| quote??
|
| 29
| 4
| Vlorlich
| Where??
|
| 30
| 4
| SkeeveMeeting
| miniblaarg: tps is <reply>You know we're putting cover sheets on our tps reports now, right?
|
| 31
| 4
| unl33tWhereIsTheCake
| d20??
|
| 32
| 4
| Shanwolf
| Shanwolf??
|
| 33
| 3
| Bliss|Home
| miniblaarg, factoidlist Bliss
|
| 34
| 3
| invisibleveryne
| tofu??
|
| 35
| 3
| unl33t_server
| wheee??
|
| 36
| 3
| Evil_wOrKies
| Evil_wOrKies??
|
| 37
| 3
| Skeeve_Gone
| miniblaarg, Wildfire is <reply>Hey, Zaphods just this guy, you know?
|
| 38
| 2
| SkeeveLunch
| Moes??
|
| 39
| 2
| veryne_Smee
| Eyeball??
|
| 40
| 2
| Eyeball_
| khan??
|
| 41
| 2
| SkeeveMoes
| moes??
|
| 42
| 2
| SkeeveCableMusicStore
| darthno??
|
| 43
| 2
| Zero
| hulk??
|
| 44
| 2
| SkeeveMeethings
| updatestas??
|
| 45
| 2
| SkeeveMacRPG
| miniblaarg, deluser bliss
|
| 46
| 2
| Darkstar
| what's the point of giving out an extension number, if there's no one to give it to, or nowhere to enter it??
|
| 47
| 2
| unl33t_HPsUX_Deity
| hpux??
|
| 48
| 2
| Bliss_NaNo
| quote??
|
| 49
| 2
| BlissHome
| quote??
|
| 50
| 1
| SkeeveWoW
| wheee??
|
| 51
| 1
| SkeeveScrewing
| piday??
|
| 52
| 1
| BlissDrinkies
| And you didn't stop and say HI???
|
| 53
| 1
| SkeeveRound
| updatestats??
|
| 54
| 1
| ratt_elsewhere
| coffee??
|
| 55
| 1
| SkeeveMacBook
| updatestats??
|
| 56
| 1
| unl33t_wor1
| Gigi??
|
| 57
| 1
| Skeeve_around
| updatestats??
|
| 58
| 1
| unl33t_sick
| miniblaarg, got one right :)
|
| 59
| 1
| SkeeveMacWoW
| updatestats??
|
| 60
| 1
| Evil_WoRkie
| Evil_WorKies??
|
| 61
| 1
| veryne_work
| Why does firefox keep saying it's blocking TKOP popups??
|
| 62
| 1
| SkeeveMacDaddy
| updatestats??
|
| 63
| 1
| SkeeveBlissShovelling
| ????
|
| 64
| 1
| Skeeve_Learning
| updatestats??
|
| 65
| 1
| SkeeveOutandabout
| moes??
|
| 66
| 1
| Zung_food
| AND she's in IRC???
|
| 67
| 1
| SkeeveSick
| updatestats??
|
| 68
| 1
| SkeeveBed
| wheee??
|
| 69
| 1
| SkeeveTaxi
| leia??
|
| 70
| 1
| SkeeveWork
| updatestats??
|
| 71
| 1
| ratt_homework
| empire??
|
| 72
| 1
| unl33t_irssix
| bliss??
|
| 73
| 1
| SkeeveHome
| updatestats??
|
| 74
| 1
| Zung_Spielberg
| Zung??
|
| 75
| 1
| Skeeve_zzz
| donkeyshow??
|
| 76
| 1
| Blisszzz
| miniblaarg, skeeve is <reply>All hail the Court Magician!
|
| 77
| 1
| SkeeveHere
| miniblaarg: adamwest is <reply>Hey baby, want some Adam West penis?
|
| 78
| 1
| Evil_wOrKi
| adam west??
|
| 79
| 1
| SkeeveMacMoes
| updatestats??
|
| 80
| 1
| ratt_slumber
| jesus??
|
| 81
| 1
| SkeevePacks
| updatestats??
|
| 82
| 1
| ZaphodBeeblebrox
| gir??
|
| 83
| 1
| unl33t_class
| all??
|
| 84
| 1
| SkeeveTeamWorkBuilding
| updatestats??
|
| 85
| 1
| Evil_WoW-Withdrawal
| why is googleweather saying its Monday?!?!?????
|
| 86
| 1
| veryne_
| hello???
|
| 87
| 1
| iSkeeve
| wheee??
|
| 88
| 1
| ratt_notwork
| whee??
|