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# Lines Nickname Random quote
1 37156 Skeeve Moes is buying me a burrito today.
2 28778 Wildfire I like his previous article on smoking your own bacon.
3 24023 Wildfire_Work We're officially looking for Registrars.
4 16165 blaarg (cause all your alteregos are super, ne? ;))
5 14521 Evelynne_Darkstar The divorce made things difficult.
6 12659 Eyeball Hmmm. miniblaarg seems to think that Bliss is some kind of a brood or something.
7 11158 seuratt i always ditch the top bar
8 11056 unl33t_work should NOT have gone for that walk during lunch :(
9 6663 VanGoghsEar hiiiiiii beloved people of #tkop
10 4826 thecatt Ours has a window, but no light inside... so the window doesn't do much.
11 4383 Bliss As opposed to your wife? *headscratch*
12 3778 veryne You should drive out to Albany on friday!
13 3392 unl33t sounds like you've got a full house, as it were
14 3207 Vlorlich Think I am gonna watch Click
15 2287 Evil_KATil now i need to get the shoes and the jewelry
16 2153 Vapour Then I install the four 500GB drives in an array.
17 1523 Cold that's why there aren't any axels on the diner when i got it... they were probable reused or trashed
18 1499 Shan He just gave you superman underroo's
19 1237 Zung frozen pepto sticks are not dessert
20 1044 Darkstar he just told me, wow, you've really lost weight
21 901 skexy something exciting happen?
22 755 ZombiEyeball If you're a certain age range, yes.
23 535 SkeeveGONE "Fox cancels Sarah Connor Chronicles." Not a shock.
24 529 SkeeveMAC Leisure suit larry looked great.
25 442 SkeeveMacBed Looks like the work compy rejoined and nicked it'sself to Skeeve.
26 365 Wildfire_Sick Naproxen is supposed to last longer.
27 310 Shanwolf We need to have a Yokai party
28 305 Noonshadow can I use ... sno bowl.... and wash it off with ammonia?
29 297 Mick do you empty the change out of you pockets before throwing them on the floor?
30 295 IFlyGTi THey hand out fucking licenses in the USA like they're CrackerJacks prizes.
31 256 SkeeveLunch They're giving him $15k for a truck he paid $13k for two years ago.
32 249 vangoghsear` but thats www.prism.net/ear/xstitch
33 194 Zero Maybe for Chrismahannakwanzika
34 193 TheShadow and Seamus is a moderator.
35 183 Evil_CaTT grr... stupid unrecoverable hdd...
36 172 Wildfire_STR Then a couple of other scripters took it over.
37 153 malinourn yes but those are well trained phones
38 136 Wormhorn no free jitters in oklahoma?
39 131 Evil_Cat what mb did you go with? I don't see one on that list
40 124 Eyeball_ I crash for the afternoon, and come back to find out that Eve implied I was a necrophiliac?
41 119 Rowan watching last 2 episdoes of DEXTER
42 113 Anonymous any who Ill keep this page up incase you respond
43 107 Bliss|Home The robot from Short Circut.
44 107 Eve and I too much....I need a nap now.
45 102 ratt_elsewhere like something stuck up theirs
46 94 Wildfire_Migraine It must be the stress of anticipating going back to work.
47 94 veryne_work I need to find an apartment for October...
48 81 unl33t_portable "shoulda seen the other guy... lost his wings" ;)
49 75 SkeeveMeeting miniblaarg: tps is <reply>You know we're putting cover sheets on our tps reports now, right?
50 74 Ace_Work how often do you do vulnerability scans?
51 74 Ckain I think everyone was thinking about when we all became deviants
52 72 RoxanneM moms a bit disturbed about it i think but i think its cute
53 72 LippyChick heh, apparently no one else has insomnia tonight but moi :-p
54 72 Skeeve_zzz But upstairs the AC is pretty much useless anyway
55 70 STRDJBot bitrate switched to 128kbps
56 70 Skeeve_ hansolo??
57 68 ShanRAGE they'd make me moist..LOL
58 67 Evil_wOrKies welll.... my old boss got fired from CFG
59 66 Evil_VaCaTi0n and the other closures...
60 63 Evil_wOrKi gods i fucking hate putnam
61 60 Skeeve_around 4 houses in an hour this morning has left us a bit frazzled
62 59 SkeeveHere nagios seems to like the redhat types better.
63 58 unl33t_sick though, even sick, that hardly changes
64 57 unl33t_server iCantstayinthechannel.com
65 54 Evil_SicKi congested feverish and ever presnt pain...
66 54 MisterK I had so many extra parts......
67 53 blaarg_ the userspace, not so much
68 51 Zaphod 'mornin Skeeve, blaarg, unl33t
69 50 SkeeveHome I'm documenting wiki installs and working on one of our VM servers...
70 50 ZaphodBeeblebrox Hey there little red riding hood.
71 47 Skeeve_Gone I wonder if we can talk our CIO to stand behind us...
72 45 SkeeveMacBook Skexy, are you going to the party on Sun?
73 45 SkeeveMacWoW Right price, good location...
74 41 SkeeveTaxi Mmmm, hawt Bliss on eve action.
75 41 SkeevePacks And drop these (now 3 bags) clothes off at a center.
76 40 Bliss_ Doing absolutely nothing of redeeming social value.
77 38 Darkbettie well Dee is prettier than my mage anyways :D lol
78 38 Wildfire_Buffalo Much like I did at the health center I work fo r now.
79 37 seuratt_korea i don't know.. amanda's skype came that way
80 37 Wildfire_XO Not sure how to switch windows while in full screen RDP.
81 37 SkeeveCleaning And I'm going to have a geek party soon.
82 34 seuratt_voted or better yet, pack and md5 the query
83 34 SkeeveSick But I have 200mg of benzonatate
84 33 unl33t_wor1 "please provide the unix path to the files you need access to"
85 32 veryne_Smee But we should make plans that involve me getting there while the wee bairns are awake
86 32 SkeeveBlissShovelling Looks like it's on the server
87 32 Evelynne and the fact that it was empty inside
88 32 ratt_slumber like i can sleep in this heat
89 31 unl33t_worksleep i've got drill this weekend :(
90 31 SkeeveMacRound A good chunk of us use it at work.
91 30 SkeeveWoW MAC filter. Tell your wireless the physical address of your laptops wirelesss.
92 30 Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region I love seeing the costume trends each year
93 30 seuratt_MacFrustrated that particular switch causes much anger
94 29 Wildfire_Bedroom Just finished the vacuuming.
95 29 Wildfire_DayOff Leaving the morons who bought any of it with junk.
96 29 unl33t_class produce a good picture, do they?
97 28 catt_thingy I really hate Massachusetts
98 28 ReverendWildfire 200 VAC is easier to find though.
99 28 SkeeveMacSicky Sorry, not feeling up to it.
100 28 SkeeveTapeMonkey Now I drive like the wind!

Rudest people

# Lines Nickname Random quote
1 286 Wildfire Not making me pay to allow others to use the shit for free.
2 218 Skeeve if they fuck this up by being too greedy..
3 200 Wildfire_Work When you're off duty, fuck it, let them die.
4 140 Evelynne_Darkstar I'm just fucking tired of not being able to do my motherfucking job.
5 118 blaarg i was going to use "eye fucking" but i wanted to be less coarse :)
6 115 unl33t_work mornin WF ZunHOLYSHITITSZUNG! AGAIN!!!
7 88 Evil_KATil i could barely see the highlights as well... i felt like i was fucked over after she was done
8 49 seuratt dates are really fucking screwed up
9 46 Eyeball GAHH!! Kill it! http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/120/mindfuck.jpg
10 30 VanGoghsEar but no one will give me a freaking heads up as to what time to make this shit for
11 24 unl33t fuck, double fuck... can anyone connect to wtfwasithinking.org
12 17 Vlorlich Course... when he starts saying shit head I have to stop
13 14 Bliss Now it's the shoddy flea market where you find shitty shit for ten percent over retail. :p
14 13 Vapour You want to know what's fucked up?
15 9 Shan no shooting guardsmen, shite like that.
16 8 thecatt If the shit hits the fan, then it's time to stop throwing shit.
17 7 ZombiEyeball Or teach the shit some goddamn manners.
18 7 Evil_CaTT yeah... i really fucking wish he had done that
19 6 Evil_wOrKi gods i fucking hate putnam
20 5 Zung suffice to say, I scared the shit out of the cat
21 5 CrankyPants the little fuck stick cussed me
22 5 skexy you mean he was full of shit?
23 5 IFlyGTi People that do stupid shit like that will simply be run over.
24 5 Darkstar This guy is an eye-fucker though. He strikes me as a pedophile or serial rapist/killer in training.
25 4 SkeeveGONE This is going to be a fucking nightmare.
26 4 veryne I am kind of scared shitless of this weekend
27 4 Evil_wOrKies and now that i have my car back its fucking missing a hubcap
28 3 ShanRAGE If someone said to me "Shan, you're fucking nuts, and I don't want to be your friend anymore, cause of X, Y, o...
29 3 Wildfire_Sick Most of the temp workers I've worked with aren't paid enough to give a shit about work ethic.
30 3 Evil_MaD_As_HeLL fucking cat woke me up at 5:30am vomiting/crying at the same time in the bathroom
31 2 SkeeveLunch "I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"
32 2 Rowan I was in hellfire yesterday with a friend just killing shit.. Id aggro stuff from a mile away
33 2 Noonshadow Yeah, that is ok, it is the I love you, I hate you fucking me up.
34 2 Eyeball_away mother...fucker...
35 2 ReverendWildfire Don't they have something better to do other than change the names of shit?
36 2 Anonymous I'm having a fuckall bad day
37 2 Zero I can't believe you're so fucking proud of being so fucking rude :)
38 2 unl33t_hpc_monkey and no second fucking e-mail telling me that i was gonig to be cut the fuck off
39 2 Eve If I was that kids momma, I would be so fucking mad
40 2 Wildfire_Buffalo All sorts of stupid shit wrong.
41 2 ZaphodBeeblebrox It's called a cluster you fucktards.
42 1 Mick lol, that would have rocked...should have done it for shits and giggles
43 1 0 miniblaarg
44 1 SkeeveMacBook You know what? I don't have to take this shit.
45 1 catt_damp Hmm... I rarely try to copy shit. Usually the original is plenty enough for me.
46 1 SkeeveMacBed *grumble* fucking blogger.
47 1 Eyeball_ Holy shit.
48 1 Cold There are only two things to look forward to during the work day: lunch, and it not being the work day. So whe...
49 1 SkeeveMeeting Like they should have been in the first fucking place.
50 1 unl33t_work1 someone fucked up hardcore and it's poisoned the dns in gvl and sch
51 1 Darkstar_Asleep that was a bad fucking dream
52 1 Ace_Work *Unofficially* we've been seeing a shitload of activity, mainly from Rinbot
53 1 unl33t_dripping unholy fuck its pouring out!
54 1 seuratt_mac that's shitty
55 1 Darkstar_Lunch I was the wedding coordinator at the museum where I used to work (we rented the facility for weddings & such)....
56 1 unl33t_6-71b oh fuck?
57 1 SkeeveSickofit Well, fucking brilliant.
58 1 SkeeveMacSicky Fuck you?
59 1 SkeeveMAC well fuck.
60 1 ratt_done i have way too much shit
61 1 SkeeveFT Did everyone have a shitty afternoon, or is it just me?
62 1 Evil_SicKdaY everytime i move my left arm i'm in agony... no fucking way am i going in to work today... yesterday sucked ...
63 1 SkeevePacks Gods. It's too hot for this packing shit.
64 1 unl33t_donkey fuck
65 1 unl33t_ranty STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!
66 1 Shanwolf and jam the fuck out
67 1 unl33t_class fuck it
68 1 Zaphod On a shitty modem bank.
69 1 Evil_Cat dear gods i can't fucking wait
70 1 Skeeve_Gone If by work you mean "packing all out shit into little boxes" then, yes. Yes things are going "well"

Most expressive

# Actions Nickname Random action
1 3872 Wildfire * Wildfire is away -( Lunchtime. )- at 12:02p -( P:Off / L:Off )-
2 1346 Wildfire_Work * Wildfire_Work sits for a minute before making phone calls.
3 1189 Skeeve * Skeeve holds Eve by her leash.
4 1062 Bliss * Bliss flops on SkeeveMeeting with a sigh.
5 782 Eyeball * Eyeball goes back to scribbling down notes.
6 663 Evelynne_Darkstar * Evelynne_Darkstar looks over the stats.
7 489 unl33t_work * unl33t_work hands Skeeve a tab key
8 452 unl33t * unl33t sits down before he falls off the channel
9 298 VanGoghsEar * VanGoghsEar searches out unl33ts pocket
10 253 seuratt * seuratt listens to an album called "Dongs of Sevotion"
11 200 Vapour * Vapour looks at the time.
12 171 blaarg * blaarg crumbles under the weight of the bad puns
13 163 veryne * veryne can't open the pickle relish
14 131 Vlorlich * Vlorlich sees all the peoples!
15 95 thecatt * thecatt whaps ZombiEyeball harder.
16 66 Evil_KATil * Evil_KATil smacks the eyeball around a bit with a wet sock
17 63 Darkstar * Darkstar pokes Vlorlich's tongue with her finger.
18 55 Cold * Cold throws hockey pucks into the crowd
19 50 Zung * Zung waits for the next unhappy customer to call
20 49 Wildfire_Sick * Wildfire_Sick turns the ID broadcast back off.
21 46 ZombiEyeball * ZombiEyeball kicks his innertubes connection.
22 38 Wildfire_STR * Wildfire_STR is away -( Time to get my lazy ass moving for work. )- at 07:29a -( P:Off / L:Off )-
23 34 SkeeveGONE * SkeeveGone glares at Eyeball.
24 32 Shan * Shan changes clouds back to a respectable gray with lightning
25 26 IFlyGTi * IFlyGTi is back -( Do not confuse who I seem to be with who I really am. )- gone 1 hr 1 min 22 s
26 23 Bliss|Home * BlissHome disassembles Johny 5. Muahaha.
27 20 SkeeveMacBed * SkeeveMacBed heads to work.
28 17 Mick * Mick goes romping through the flower beds
29 16 SkeeveMAC * SkeeveMac boots Skeeve in the jimmies.
30 15 vangoghsear` * vangoghsear` hugs Wildfire
31 14 Bliss|headesplodey * Blissheadesplodey tackleglomps the sarcastic!Eve and gnaws on her shoulder.
32 11 Noonshadow * NoonShadow shudders violently
33 11 Eve * Eve stilllllllllll needs to know how to work chatzilla!
34 10 SkeeveLunch * SkeeveLunch wanders back in.
35 10 Eyeball_ * Eyeball_ strangles people for fun all the time.
36 10 Bliss_ * bliss_ crosses fingers and hopes!
37 10 Evil_wOrKies * Evil_wOrKies drags heself kicking, screaming and biting to work
38 8 ReverendWildfire * ReverendWildfire is back -( Lunchtime. )- gone 1 hr 2 min 58 s
39 8 ZaphodBeeblebrox * ZaphodBeeblebrox is away -( Lunchtime. )- at 10:50a -( P:Off / L:Off )-
40 7 Wildfire_Migraine * Wildfire_Migraine is back -( Migraines suck. )- gone 1 hr 53 min 1 s
41 7 ratt_elsewhere * ratt_elsewhere remembers why one should always put an auto-incrementing id field on a table
42 7 Blisszzz * Blisszzz shines up ZombiEyeball's boots.
43 6 veryne_Smee * veryne_Smee stealthily duplicates Skeeve's pavement collection for personal use
44 6 TheShadow * TheShadow uses telekinesis to make soup
45 6 Zaphod * Zaphod logs into the computer he just tested to see if the context menus went away.
46 4 Bliss_work * Bliss_work glances at Eve.
47 4 veryne_work * veryne_work glomps Bliss
48 4 Ace_Work * Ace_Work slaps Eyeball around a bit with a large trout
49 4 unl33tCanHasCakePlz * unl33tCanHasCakePlz headdesks
50 4 Evil_sLeePi * Evil_sLeePi falls asleep
51 4 unl33t_worksleep * unl33t_worksleep gets coffee
52 4 Skeeve_zzz * Skeeve_zzz glares at where the hankie is now lying on the floor.
53 4 unl33t_server * unl33t_server updates portable firefox
54 4 unl33t_portable * unl33t_portable walks over and gently pushes Wildfire's shoulder with a finger
55 4 Evil_CaTT * evil_catt is waiting for thecatt to rip her some sweet tunes for her car with the fresh dvrs that we picked ...
56 4 Evil_WoW-Withdrawal * Evil_WoW-Withdrawal starts to shake from withdrawal pains
57 4 Evil_Cat * Evil_Cat skips off to work
58 3 KillerGeek * KillerGeek is away -( Do not confuse who I seem to be with who I really am. )- at 08:39p -( P:Off / L:Off )-
59 3 SkeeveMacBook * SkeeveMacBook pokes Skeeve
60 3 unl33t_home * unl33t_home puts on HBO kids
61 3 SkeeveMeeting * SkeeveMeeting grumbles that his boss isn't here yet.
62 3 Bliss|BACON * BlissBACON gives unl33t some lip gloss.
63 3 Evil_SicKi * Evil_SicKi calls in to work again..
64 3 SkeeveWorks * SkeeveWorks forgot his MacBookPro at home.
65 3 invisibleveryne * invisibleveryne wish she thought of that on her mod day
66 3 BlissStillAlive * BlissStillAlive posts to livejournal a pic of TLA noshing on birthday cake
67 3 Bliss_NaNo * Bliss_NaNo sticks a jellybean in Darkstar's open mouth.
68 3 SkeevePissed * SkeevePissed pokes Skeeve
69 3 veryne_abuser * veryne_abuser kicks herself in the head
70 3 unl33t_class * unl33t_class takes off the frog suit
71 2 Bliss_WoW * Bliss_WoW is suffering from the Infant Mindsuck Ray.
72 2 seuratt_korea * seuratt_korea yawns
73 2 Rowan * Rowan thinks he should come to my house with some lunch
74 2 Mick_n_Ear * Mick_n_Ear slurpages l33333t & snuggles for warmies
75 2 SkeeveMacTheRipper * SkeeveMacTheRipper warns the boychild that the little people ship is *NOT* for standing on.
76 2 DJ_Platypus * DJ_Platypus pulls a zipper down his forhead, across his bill and down his belly
77 2 Evil_VaCaTi0n * Evil_VaCaTi0n pats Wildfire_Work
78 2 Bliss|Works * BlissWorks grats Veryne. :)
79 2 ShadowCat * ShadowCat slinks through TheShadow
80 2 SkeeveMacWoW * SkeeveMacWoW shakes his head at the learning curve.
81 2 Bliss|Broom * BlissBroom IS the silly!
82 2 skexy * skexy is a rogue......
83 2 Everlynne_Darkstar * Everlynne_Darkstar cries
84 2 Wildfire_Bedroom * Wildfire_bedroom sits for a few minutes in the AC.
85 2 Bliss|Meeting * BlissMeeting cannot even begin to imagine what eyeball-vomit would look like.
86 2 Bliss|Showers * BlissShowers peers into Eyeball's pupil - HE'S FULL OF STARS!
87 2 Skeeve_Home * Skeeve_Home ponces his bliss
88 2 ratt_newyear * ratt_newyear yawns
89 2 Blis_NaNo * Blis_NaNo peels the IntelInside sticker off her laptop.
90 2 catt_baker * catt_baker runs about screaming.
91 2 Evil_sLeePiNess * Evil_sLeePiNess contemplates weither or not shes well enough to go to work
92 2 unl33t_bofh * unl33t_bofh is full of zza
93 2 Guest7510 * Guest7510 is back -( They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve ne...
94 2 unl33t_cinci * unl33t_cinci *pokes* Bliss
95 2 SkeeveCleaning * SkeeveCleaning sings about earthquakes and sharks.
96 2 veryne_confused * veryne_confused wants to play wii with Bliss again soon!
97 2 BlissWoW * BlissWoW curls up on her Skeeve.
98 2 Bliss|embedded * Blissembedded has to go unearth the smaller sprogling from his bed and hit the road.
99 2 Wormhorn * Wormhorn unrolls newspaper and reads the funnies
100 2 BlissStrep * BlissStrep was WoWing. WoW and chatzilla don't play nice.

Most inquisitive

# Qs Nickname Random question
1 3435 Skeeve So, that name won't draw fire from the bossman?
2 1513 Eyeball I dunno. Go to fark.com, read the comment threads..?
3 1124 Wildfire The "keep your fingers out of the moving parts" talk, eh?
4 1113 Evelynne_Darkstar I take it you guys are familiar with Jub then, and understand my reasons for not wanting to be around her?
5 1073 Wildfire_Work I'd wager it's one of the patches installed since then...but that's how many months worth?
6 1011 unl33t_work hrm... anyone have an beos iso around? from before its 'acquisition' by palm?
7 885 blaarg the bathwhat? the whatroom? the whatwhat?
8 647 seuratt synthesize how? a little lab, bunson burner, oven, genetic farm?
9 646 VanGoghsEar how are all you guys today?
10 567 thecatt Did you ever find out the origin of the phrase?
11 542 veryne Do we need a value of x to find the value of wtf?
12 343 Bliss Why rent a Bliss when you have a Skeeve taking you out on a date?
13 337 unl33t http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d= a coin toss?!?
14 252 Vlorlich What did you do to your eyes?
15 193 Cold Skeeve, helping me pick up math chicks eh?
16 138 Shan it got taken off the bil right?
17 122 Zung So is everyone in here registered to vote?
18 120 Evil_KATil how big is the ittybitty now?
19 107 skexy do you think happy noodle boy is a prophet of the flying spagheti monster?
20 100 Vapour They figure anything out to help her?
21 79 ZombiEyeball So are you implying that I bug people?
22 69 Darkstar are ya'll horde or alliance there?
23 53 SkeeveMacBed So what did it do, upload again overnight?
24 51 Mick do you empty the change out of you pockets before throwing them on the floor?
25 51 Noonshadow do they turn away short sperm donors?
26 48 SkeeveMAC Got a pic of the plate yet?
27 46 SkeeveGONE So, tell me... Do you like Gladiator movies?
28 24 vangoghsear` why thinkin about settling down?
29 24 Shanwolf Oh, you want to order from Buffalo Wings and Rings?
30 21 SkeeveLunch What's your impression of him so far?
31 21 Zero I thought Zung was yours?
32 19 TheShadow It's far too easy to allow oneself to be caught up in the affairs of liars, why bother?
33 17 Wormhorn WHY IS THERE SNOW IN THE SPRINGTIME?
34 16 veryne_work Bliss: How far have you gotten on that astronaut game?
35 15 Eyeball_ eh? Am I showing up as Eyeball_?
36 14 Ace_Work can't you ask your isp to block ip ranges at the routers?
37 13 unl33t_portable amused by the idea eh?
38 13 Evil_CaTT Somebody around here might need a lobotomy... bored much, Skeeve?
39 11 RoxanneM how long you going to be working around me?
40 11 IFlyGTi To pick up his remaining belongings?
41 11 Wildfire_STR Get a new vehicle, Bliss?
42 11 Evil_Cat i think the beep reboot random thing is a bad sign yes?
43 10 Ckain man has the CS community always been so bad?
44 9 Wildfire_Sick You get your tire situation fixed yet, blaarg?
45 9 MisterK Wassup ?
46 8 SkeeveMacBook Skexy, are you going to the party on Sun?
47 8 catt_thingy Is that a good review or a bad one?
48 8 Bliss|Home Did you remember not to let the loogies go when you blew?
49 8 Anonymous hello there how goes the day?
50 8 Skeeve_zzz It's not your fault you threw something lightweight that doesn't fly?
51 8 SkeeveHere Almost like the Trinity cut?
52 7 Rowan Shoot.. me.. hey Seu whats my sisters online name here?
53 7 ratt_elsewhere hmm.. anyone looking for a job in boston?
54 7 ShanRAGE ..did I frighten the skeeve?
55 7 Skeeve_ How hangeth the hammer?
56 7 malinourn house all the housy stuff doing?
57 7 Mick_the_Slick wtf? cosby? since when has eddie money ever said cosby?
58 6 SkeeveMeeting What happened to the car!?
59 6 Eve so I'm actually going to type "nickserve identify password" ?
60 5 Skeeve_around Hey, WF, what are you doing tonight?
61 5 Evil_VaCaTi0n ooo! thats pretty sweet... who sent them to you?
62 5 SkeeveMacWoW What if you find "the perfect" house tomorrow?
63 5 SkeeveMacSicky Sex given to skeeve?
64 5 SkeeveBed Wheee?
65 4 unl33t_sick :-\ make my head splode and get it over with?
66 4 Bliss|WoW Singing the Bilbo Baggins song?
67 4 LippyChick is anyone about?
68 4 Evil_wOrKi did you take all of it?
69 4 unl33t_class produce a good picture, do they?
70 4 Skeeve_Gone Do you wanna come over tonight?
71 3 Skeeve_voted veto?
72 3 Bliss_WoW So last night, on Staghelm?
73 3 veryne_Smee Are you familiar with Decemberists?
74 3 Wildfire_Migraine Do they have to break everything?
75 3 SkeeveMacTheRipper What do you want, darling?
76 3 Eyeball_away Where is that kid?
77 3 catt_slacking What was that? The hugging bandit?
78 3 Bliss_ Can someone boot the other me?
79 3 shanlunch at the office?
80 3 unl33t_cinci with him, is there any difference?
81 3 unl33tWhereIsTheCake do what, update your nick?
82 3 SkeeveHome Whee?
83 3 Version2PtO *taps* Is this thing on?
84 3 SkeeveMcBook Then buy a new house to fix up and sell?
85 3 unl33t_server test again?
86 3 unl33t_osi-monkey need a gun?
87 3 Zaphod OK, what for lunch today?
88 2 VanGoghsEarWax whats so funny?
89 2 Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region what happened to blaarg?
90 2 seuratt_work you wouldn't be able to, by chance, figure out the ip of 'seuratt', would you?
91 2 DinerInfinitum any sexy needy people here?
92 2 BlissDrinkies blaarg is ramming people?
93 2 Bliss|Works What are you using to connect?
94 2 seuratt_voted a felony, right?
95 2 SkeeveBiteme Is that really really you?
96 2 Evil_SicKi ouchies... aussie guy bitten by shark?
97 2 ReverendWildfire Don't they have something better to do other than change the names of shit?
98 2 SkeeveWorks Blaarg? If you would be so kind?
99 2 Bliss|headesplodey Hm... I could put on the jabba suit, and the slime would help with the chafing?
100 2 skexy` I havn't heard back from him; have you been able to call him?

Top miniblaarg users

# Uses Nickname Random command
1 1623 Skeeve miniblaarg: betteroffdead is <reply>Kick 'is ass.
2 557 Bliss miniblaarg, hobbits is <action> sets a match to his pipeweed.
3 390 blaarg e is <reply>eh? oh, e... 2.71828 18284 59045 23536??
4 191 Wildfire_Work miniblaarg, factoilist wildfire
5 114 Wildfire miniblaarg, factoidlist wildfire
6 114 Eyeball miniblaarg, factoidlist Eyeball[:1]
7 111 veryne miniblaarg: factoidlist dib
8 104 Evelynne_Darkstar bacon??
9 85 unl33t_work miniblaarg, factoidlist codemonkey
10 74 unl33t miniblaarg, restrainingorder say i must stay at least 20 lines of text away from unl33t
11 68 Cold miniblaarg: factoidlist homer
12 48 seuratt miniblaarg, release the Richard Simmons robot.
13 33 Skeeve_ hansolo??
14 30 Vapour cake??
15 26 Evil_KATil I can understand like 1 or 2 late trades.... But 50??
16 24 Mick gir??
17 20 VanGoghsEar can i hide out in your cupboards and hand you pots???
18 19 Zung miniblaarg: lolcat is <reply>Is it Caturday yet?
19 15 ZombiEyeball khan??
20 13 thecatt miniblaarg, factoidlist wheee
21 13 SkeeveMacBed restrainingorder??
22 12 Shan hulkbrokeback??
23 11 IFlyGTi miniblaarg, factoidlist cat
24 10 SkeeveGONE updatestats??
25 10 SkeeveMAC miniblaarg: factoidlist carlosmencia
26 8 malinourn ok were did everyone go????
27 7 LippyChick Skeeve???
28 4 Lippy_spookin_the_cap_region quote??
29 4 Vlorlich Where??
30 4 SkeeveMeeting miniblaarg: tps is <reply>You know we're putting cover sheets on our tps reports now, right?
31 4 unl33tWhereIsTheCake d20??
32 4 Shanwolf Shanwolf??
33 3 Bliss|Home miniblaarg, factoidlist Bliss
34 3 invisibleveryne tofu??
35 3 unl33t_server wheee??
36 3 Evil_wOrKies Evil_wOrKies??
37 3 Skeeve_Gone miniblaarg, Wildfire is <reply>Hey, Zaphods just this guy, you know?
38 2 SkeeveLunch Moes??
39 2 veryne_Smee Eyeball??
40 2 Eyeball_ khan??
41 2 SkeeveMoes moes??
42 2 SkeeveCableMusicStore darthno??
43 2 Zero hulk??
44 2 SkeeveMeethings updatestas??
45 2 SkeeveMacRPG miniblaarg, deluser bliss
46 2 Darkstar what's the point of giving out an extension number, if there's no one to give it to, or nowhere to enter it??
47 2 unl33t_HPsUX_Deity hpux??
48 2 Bliss_NaNo quote??
49 2 BlissHome quote??
50 1 SkeeveWoW wheee??
51 1 SkeeveScrewing piday??
52 1 BlissDrinkies And you didn't stop and say HI???
53 1 SkeeveRound updatestats??
54 1 ratt_elsewhere coffee??
55 1 SkeeveMacBook updatestats??
56 1 unl33t_wor1 Gigi??
57 1 Skeeve_around updatestats??
58 1 unl33t_sick miniblaarg, got one right :)
59 1 SkeeveMacWoW updatestats??
60 1 Evil_WoRkie Evil_WorKies??
61 1 veryne_work Why does firefox keep saying it's blocking TKOP popups??
62 1 SkeeveMacDaddy updatestats??
63 1 SkeeveBlissShovelling ????
64 1 Skeeve_Learning updatestats??
65 1 SkeeveOutandabout moes??
66 1 Zung_food AND she's in IRC???
67 1 SkeeveSick updatestats??
68 1 SkeeveBed wheee??
69 1 SkeeveTaxi leia??
70 1 SkeeveWork updatestats??
71 1 ratt_homework empire??
72 1 unl33t_irssix bliss??
73 1 SkeeveHome updatestats??
74 1 Zung_Spielberg Zung??
75 1 Skeeve_zzz donkeyshow??
76 1 Blisszzz miniblaarg, skeeve is <reply>All hail the Court Magician!
77 1 SkeeveHere miniblaarg: adamwest is <reply>Hey baby, want some Adam West penis?
78 1 Evil_wOrKi adam west??
79 1 SkeeveMacMoes updatestats??
80 1 ratt_slumber jesus??
81 1 SkeevePacks updatestats??
82 1 ZaphodBeeblebrox gir??
83 1 unl33t_class all??
84 1 SkeeveTeamWorkBuilding updatestats??
85 1 Evil_WoW-Withdrawal why is googleweather saying its Monday?!?!?????
86 1 veryne_ hello???
87 1 iSkeeve wheee??
88 1 ratt_notwork whee??

Top 5 #tkop op abusers

# Kicks Nickname Random kick
1 14 Skeeve *** Skeeve_zzz was kicked from #tkop by Skeeve (Skeeve)
2 3 irc.destructophonic.com *** Anonymous was kicked from #tkop by irc.destructophonic.com (Flooding (Limit is 10 lines per 15 seconds))
3 2 blaarg *** no-tech was kicked from #tkop by blaarg (NOT YOURS)
4 1 unl33t_work *** wushupork was kicked from #tkop by unl33t_work (unl33t_work)

Top 5 #tkop victims

# Kicked Nickname Random kick
1 10 Skeeve_zzz *** Skeeve_zzz was kicked from #tkop by Skeeve (Skeeve)
2 2 Anonymous *** Anonymous was kicked from #tkop by Skeeve (Skeeve)
3 1 Vlorlich *** Vlorlich was kicked from #tkop by blaarg (blaarg)
4 1 Wildfire_Work *** Wildfire_Work was kicked from #tkop by irc.destructophonic.com (Flooding (Limit is 10 lines per 15 seconds))
5 1 no-tech *** no-tech was kicked from #tkop by blaarg (NOT YOURS)


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